A good presidential campaign rests on the efforts of a solid team that backs the candidate & makes him look acceptable & electable. One of the most important tasks this team has to tackle is to choose the running mate. You need somebody you looks good, but not as good as the candidate, and who could handle being a puppet by doing what the staff the president would choose tells him to do for the remainder of the term should the president become incapacitated or die (see "Dave").
You also need to choose someone who's name will flow with the candidates'; for example: Kerry/Edwards. Nice ring, short & sweet, perfect! Perot/Stockdale? It's too much of a mouthful, there's no flow, and the public will not remember them. Ok, maybe they remember Perot with the ears and the crazy, but Stockdale? Who the fuss is that? Perot should have run with Rocky Balboa. Perot/Balboa. That has a ring to it! It's also a solid ticket, even if the Vice Presidential candidate is fictional.
Now, our concern this turn of elections is for the democratic candidate, Barack Obama. Obama? His team really needs to find somebody that has a good, not as strong, by strong still, name that will flow with Obama. I'm sure they're perplexed and currently working day & night to find a perfect match. Much of his fate hangs on this decision, we believe.
Well, his team need look no further, for we have a brilliant solution! We would like to announce that our very own Nama, of Nama & Murgs, will be campaigning on little more than Goldfish crackers & bubble wrap to take her rightful place as Barack's 2008 running mate:
Obama/Nama 2008!
It's ingenious! So, please, help spread the word. Your country needs you.
You also need to choose someone who's name will flow with the candidates'; for example: Kerry/Edwards. Nice ring, short & sweet, perfect! Perot/Stockdale? It's too much of a mouthful, there's no flow, and the public will not remember them. Ok, maybe they remember Perot with the ears and the crazy, but Stockdale? Who the fuss is that? Perot should have run with Rocky Balboa. Perot/Balboa. That has a ring to it! It's also a solid ticket, even if the Vice Presidential candidate is fictional.
Now, our concern this turn of elections is for the democratic candidate, Barack Obama. Obama? His team really needs to find somebody that has a good, not as strong, by strong still, name that will flow with Obama. I'm sure they're perplexed and currently working day & night to find a perfect match. Much of his fate hangs on this decision, we believe.
Well, his team need look no further, for we have a brilliant solution! We would like to announce that our very own Nama, of Nama & Murgs, will be campaigning on little more than Goldfish crackers & bubble wrap to take her rightful place as Barack's 2008 running mate:
Obama/Nama 2008!
It's ingenious! So, please, help spread the word. Your country needs you.
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