That's...not hot.

So we're going to make an educated prediction here and say that badgers are going to be the hot new pet-cessories for fall. They're cute, fuzzy, fit conveniently in an oversized Louis Vitton handbag, and according to wikipedia, can fight off bears. Pretty protection is their game. We'd like to see a chihuahua handle that! Oh, and they're known to carry rabies. But everybody knows that frothing at the mouth totally burns calories. I mean, just look at this guy:He's so sad! He knows what's comin' to him and his friends. You might think badgers just lurk around, badgering things, but they see everything! This little guy knows what's coming to him! He knows that it won't be too long before he ends up in some fluffy Dolce & Gabbana creation, wandering the streets of L.A. in an exclusive Louis Vitton, badger-sized creation with no other than one Jailbird Hilton as it's fruffy & careless owner. This is not the life a badger should lead. Poor badger, poor vicious badger.