Healthy Snacks, Healthy Snacks!

We here at namamurgs.blogspot.com have been pals since the early morning of the second day of the beginning of time. We've seen each other through thick and thin, from Taco Bueno to half gallons of Blue Bell, which is why it was a shock to both of us to discover that we've both been living fairly healthfully of late. To wit - Nama has been taking a multi-vitamin and will be teaching yoga, and Murgs has taken up jump roping (laugh it up, chuckleheads, it's killer cardio!) and has been experimenting with fiber with mixed results. We'd be swelled with pride if we weren't so fit! But we're nothing special. We like cream cheese and chocolate just like the rest of America. So how come everybody (especially this bozo) isn't as healthy as us?

The answer is simple, really. People are dumb. That's our motto. And we found that it has helped us understand anything and everything about the sometimes strange people of this world who do stuff like this. It also takes the stress and funk out of life that result from attempting to make sense out of what the citizens of the world do with their time. And money. Anways, dumb people like bozo here are out there putting ridiculous things in their bodies, or not putting enough important things in them. Dumb.

Look, here's the deal. Here's our "secret" to being "healthy" and stayling "alive."

Carbs are good. You need them to live.
Also calories. Your body uses those to make your heart pump and your eyes blink.
Fat? That also keeps you from dying. It's only in excess that they're bad.
And use some sense. And have some dark chocolate. It's got antioxidants.

That's it. That's the namamurgs lifestyle diet in a nutshell. Follow it, and like us, you'll live to be a bitter, crochety 100 year-old hag. And we'll be there to blog for you.